
First of all, gardening isn’t difficult. Plants want to grow. They’re designed to grow. Having said that you can make life easier for yourself by following a few simple rules.
1. If you can pick your gardening plot, avoid sites that face north or are waterlogged, exposed or heavily shaded by trees.
2. Always look on the bright side. If your soil is heavy clay and difficult to dig it will generally be more fertile. If it’s sandy and free draining you’ll be able to grow better carrots and herbs like Thyme and Rosemary.
3. Get advice. Invite someone from the local allotment society to come and see your plot and give you their top tips.
4. Plants, like children, need a good start in life. Most salad crops and vegetables such as cabbages, cauliflowers, leeks and onions benefit from being sown in plastic or fibre modules. Keep them in a greenhouse or cold frame (or even on a sunny window sill) until they’re established and ready to plant out.
5. If you want to avoid having to use pesticides, invest in some horticultural fleece. Cover crops such as carrots and cabbages and even leeks to prevent pests getting to them and laying their eggs.
6. You’ll have to do some weeding as the season goes on, which is great because weeding is one of the most satisfying jobs in the garden. Some grown-ups seem to think it’s boring but they’re wrong.
7. Start off by growing the easiest things such as lettuce and dwarf beans, beetroot and early potatoes. They all grow like weeds. Even if you haven’t a proper garden you can grow these plants and things like strawberries in containers outside the classroom door.
8. Gardening is infested with old wives’ tales, so invent some youngsters’ tales to outdo them. If you’re growing tomatoes tell the boss that you need to add a teaspoonful of sugar to the water in the watering can to make them sweeter. It works, honest. Also a bit of salt sprinkled along beetroot rows makes the plants grow better. And pine needles scattered thickly under strawberry plants will deter slugs and make the fruit taste wonderful.
9. If you’re growing something like parsnips which take a long time to germinate mix the parsnip seed with radish seed. The radish will germinate quickly and show you where the parsnips will eventually be. And you can eat theradishes – if you like radishes.
10. Mice sometimes eat newly sown peas. You can fettle them by scattering holly leaves along therow. The mice don’t like pricking their noses.
11. Think of ways of saving money. Buy one of those pots of growing herbs such as basil from the supermarket. When you get home tease the plants apartand re-pot them individually. You quite often get six or eight plants for the price of one.
12. Finally, if your teacher catches you skiving, just remember the advice of one famous gardener who said that the very best way to garden was to put on a wide brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. Take a hoe in one hand and a glass of lemonade in the other and then tell somebody else where to dig. |